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On the tenth day of Christmas
Koru gave to you…

Our Favourite Christmas Jokes!

COMMUTING SNOWMEN

Q: How does a snowman get to work?

A: By icicle

SNOW KIDS

Q: What do snowmen call their offspring?

A: Chill-dren

POLAR OPPOSITES

People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, there’s a whole world of difference between them.

LOTTERY WINNER

Q: What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?
A: Welfy

One more...

Place: The Northbrook School nativity play
Scene: The inn at Bethlehem on Christmas Eve

Joseph: "Do you have any room at the inn?"
Inn Keeper: (Well over-playing his role with a cheeky grin) "Yes, plenty, come on in."

Joseph: [Jaw drops, speechless.]

Just one more...

Myra was going to the Christmas office party but needed a new party dress.

In the clothing store she asked, 'May I try on that dress in the window, please?'

'Certainly not, madam!' responded the salesgirl, 'You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.'

What's Your Favourite Christmas Joke?

Email it to us at info@korunutrition.co.nz and you might see your joke on our Facebook page!